Showing posts with label fair and lovely. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fair and lovely. Show all posts

Sunday, July 15, 2012

Bozoical Corporate Advice


Bozo, Mumbai's only dog-with-his-own-blog  is now a veteran of these once-a-week photo sessions, and continues to hold his own, competing with birds, trees, butterflies, oceans, and all kinds of yummy snacks, that keep getting clicked by his mentor and life chronicler, Magiceye.

Not only is he a photographer's delight in the way he poses, but deep inside that head, there is a lot of churning of thoughts going on, thanks to what he sees around him.

You just need to look deep into the brown eyes....... 



Fresh from a
monsoon sprinkling,
shaking myself dry,
I watch
the camera turn to me,
close enough
to touch my nose,
after having its fill
of trees, birds,clouds
and a variety of breakfasts.....

I wish
someone sends my
closeup to Unilever.

No,
I do not hanker
for a film role,
nor am I competing
with hot shot models.

Its just
that I
with my
amazing olfactory gifts,
smell
an opportunity.

My dark wet
black nose,
with shades of
old age pink,
set in a
brilliant bone structure,
is my natural
sunscreen,
gifted by Nature.

Look deep into my eyes,
and
admire my
new fashion
dark brown vertical eyeliner
descending
from the
sides of the nose.
And be jealous
of my shapely ears
with shades of pink and brown.

When will Unilever learn
that
they must
not simply promote
Fair and Lovely,
but the Dark,
the black,
the brown,
and
the pink,
because they all
make me what I am ?

Take it from me,
that's the future of advertising;
Bozo, Luci, Pablo, Sam .
They all  rock !

Err....
Angelina Jolie,
Priyanka Chopra,
John Abraham,
Virat Kohli,
eat your hearts out....

Tuesday, August 30, 2011

Pompanical Musings....

Blogger friend Magiceye posted this amazing picture of black pomphrets, coming off a fishing boat at the beach in Harne, in the Kokan region of Maharashtra. This is part of his Kokan photostream. You may check out all his other Kokan photos here.

A random trip on Google indicates that black pomphret preparations are greatly enjoyed. They are also known as Pompanos , possibly in places that eat with forks and spoons, (as opposed to licking fingers, ie)......

(If you suspect that I am a pure vegetarian, you are right :-)


Early dawn
on the sailboat,
and they sit
awhile
after dragging
the heavy nets on board,
from
the raceless
colorless night sea.

Sorting through,
on their haunches,
hurrying,
to finish before
they come ashore,
the whites and blacks
go to
different bins.


There is a surprised smile
lingering
on the lifeless black faces,
for
they have heard
differently ,
about this land.

Pompanos,
Black Pomfrets;
Clutched, cut, and packed
into a plastic bag
they go
for their last spicy rites.

And they ,
the Pompanos,in their blackness
thought
it was all about
"Fair
being Lovely."

It is.
Only when all you do is look.
Not eat.